IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
More of my goofin around on GB
I watched Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.
the sequel to Ghost Rider.
Man what the fuck is going on in this movie. its pacing is fucked. the acting is pretty terrible and cheesy ALTHOUGH THE SUPRISE IDRIS ALBA WAS PRE OK CONSIDORING WHAT HE WAS GIVIN. Its also tryna do this thing where everyone moves with a weird amount of extra frames and looks jittery which i guess was supposed to be comic book-like. ALSO THERE IS TONS OF MOMENTS WHERE ITS LIKE “WHERES THE EXPOSITION FOR THIS THING? OH THERE IT IS. OH SHIT ITS LAME”. And the fight seens are all really lame. Its always either GR super winning or GR super losing and even when he is kinda evenly matched its kinda lame and ends quickly. ALSO HE LOOKS COOLER BUT HIS ACTIONS ARE ALL REALLY LAME. LIKE WHEN HE EATS PEOPLES SOULS, YOU CANT REALLY TELL ITS HAPPENING. I WAS LIKE “oh shit its gonna happen. oh shit its building up. oh shit this’ll be rad. its charging. ok be rad already. Oh, that charge up was it? not even a screaming blue orb going into his mouth? he just looks at them for a while? ok i guess.” I also hate the smoke coming off of him. I know its realistic but fuck realism i just want pure flaming skull, not this kinda singed skull with smoke all over. and then Decay is so lame. His power is super selective and he went from looking like a cool guy to looking like monster mash. Also there isnt a moment where i get to care about the characters, and no moment where the characters get to care about eachother. GR talks to the kid once about peeing fire and hes suddenly a father figure.
ALSO THE MOVIE IS CALLED SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE AND VENGEANCE IS NO WHERE.